Maybe it's fate that the loser of our annual Perlon, Giulietto Church, is scheduled to open in 2011 with a Pearl fantastic article titled: "Why disappear Y. A story that nobody tells ". This is yet soup, buffalo shot by the good Juliet, who have long accused the effects of a past life to hurl venom against imaginary enemies of humanity, to the point that we could call this Pearl: "Because the brain disappears. We tell the story of Juliet Church .
We come to the point.
Church maintains that the European Central Bank had decided to withdraw from circulation all Euro banknotes printed by Greece, which are recognized as the serial number begins with Y, for fear that Greece declares bankruptcy. If
barely pause to reflect on this theory, there'll soon realize its colossal idiocy, but let's go step by step and read what he writes the mustache:
Now, please, do a little experiment. You will all have some euro banknote in his pocket. No matter what size, even those small. Take a look at the back of each bill's serial number. See? Well, is not only a serial number. It 'an encyclopedic compendium of culture of deception.
But no, Juliet. It 'just a number. Trust me, before they get you with a straitjacket. It 'a very simple serial number!
and ferocity of what lorsignori call the "market", but that has little to do with the market in which buyers and sellers are, in a sense, at par. I said, the serial number. But do not start with a number, but with a letter of the English.
Okay, start with a letter, but do not panic for so little, Juliet. Even the license plates of cars they say "number plate" and yet begin with a letter, but no one has ever torn your hair out for this!
So do not worry, even if you've noticed with some 'delay that sometimes the serial numbers start with a letter, it is never too late to learn in life. Indeed you do a gift, we reveal another secret shocking: the street numbers of roads are equal on one side and odd on the other. See? Did you learn something else. No thanks, we are generous by nature.
Ah, then there is the story of ' English alphabet. We know that the British will cause itching, especially because American allies, and historically the other side of the wall (when there was still the wall, remember? No tears of nostalgia, please).
But now we are in 2011 and the standard English alphabet is the alphabet, all use the Y, K, J, W and X, and for a while '.
How long do you say "X-Ray"? From there the cars as Y-10, Y, the Lancia K? Even now the elementary
teach children the 'English alphabet, "as he called the Church.
Giulietto Come, get a "hit of life and accepts the fact that the alphabet is like that today.
And here is a first lock to open.
This letter is for a country, including those belonging, for now, the euro zone. "
Bravo Juliet! After the serial numbers and house numbers, you have also learned that other thing!
But there was no need to open locks ... Wikipedia and opened wide enough that you'd find the same story, is written there for many years. Here, look, we put here the link ... even the big one that we write to a certain age, the sight makes bad jokes:
All you have to do is Just click with the mouse (you know what the mouse, right? is a English term ... not Take it easy ... but if the mice did not call you no one would understand, even those of rodent control) on the link (connection) and open the Wikipedia page. Other
that lock!
do not need to thank us, you know we love you.
Now I challenge you to find a single € 50 banknote that begin with Y its serial number. If you know that is a compound found mysteriously escaped a ruthless manhunt, sorry to note. The others, those already captured, or nearly all, are held in a few European Central bank vault. And if one day will come, it will be only because the Greeks have bought with their blood. Literally.
People are just born unlucky, there is little to be done. Church is a prime example. We have seen in other Perle concerning him: not just try to say something serious and dramatic, you immediately discover that it is a great nonsense!
Giulietto See, this time we wanted to avoid another poor showing, in the end is just past the Christmas ... but you're too unlucky, and we want you too well.
You'll think: "Now I tell this story with the banknote Y, such as accidents do to see if it's true? If you want us to count the notes with the Y?". Yet, Juliet, there are those who do it. There
a place to keep track of serial numbers of Euro notes circulating in the world, this is a group of enthusiasts who enter data on the Web notes that they have. But not talking about a few people, Juliet are over hundred and sixty!
The website is called EuroBillTracker and as you can see the notes in circulation are a lot of Y!
fact that Y is going to Greece. You say: why and Greece have called Y? Response. The reason is the same as Germany have called it X, France stands for U, S is going to Italy, Austria stands for N, V \u200b\u200bis going to Spain, Belgium is Z, P Holland, H is the encrypting Slovenia and so on.
The goal is to prevent the public, that is, to us, that these coins we use every day, to understand who "belong" to this money.
Ahi ahi ahi, galley ignorance that makes you do some figures. But how did you do the MEP, Juliet?
What are you thinking while you were there in the European Parliament, with the portfolio for the lavish looking bloated salaries and various benefits that pocket?
Now you explain us a bit 'of things ... 'we are modest but well-educated people.
know why European countries, the banknotes are not listed by the original? S Take, for example. A chi la diamo, alla Slovenia o alla Slovacchia? E la lettera E? Alla Spagna (Espana) o alla Grecia (Ellade)? E poi, che nome consideriamo? Quello in inglese o quello in lingua locale? Alla Germania diamo la G di Germany o la D di Deutschland? Sai che baruffe!
Ecco allora che i paesi sono indicati partendo dalla Z e andando a ritroso, in ordine alfabetico tra i primi paesi aderenti, e poi in ordine di arrivo nella moneta unica.
Non c'è nulla di criptico, se non nella tua testa!
Se avessero voluto impedire di capire la provenienza di una banconota, avrebbero evitato qualsiasi codice identificativo alfanumerico, ti pare? Invece così, basta un'occhiata alla tabella su Wikipedia... et voilà anyone knows where it came from a note.
's not all, dear Juliet.
You know, in fact, that is not true that every nation is printing its own banknotes . There are printing in the different countries, specializing in printing banknotes of a certain size, which are then exchanged for banknotes of other denominations in printing produced in other countries.
For example, it may be that the pieces produced in Greece from 10 € in Spain and those from 20 €, then exchange them.
So it is said that a bill with the Y has been produced in Greece.
It 's a printed bill for Greece, but may have been printed in Spain, Germany or Italy or elsewhere.
fact, to know, there is another letter on the notes, indicating its establishment in which that note was produced.
Think you, Juliet plot to prevent other than to know the origin of a bill! You will not just print the issuing nation, but even the manufacturing plant!
And all this is even written on Wikipedia. Only you have not read it!
Now, try to look at this Web page to see how many banknotes in circulation are produced in Greece , drawn from those funny guys of EuroBillTracker: are endless!
belong word is improper. In ogni caso non appartengono a noi, ma alle banche centrali dei singoli paesi, le quali a loro volta non appartengono ai singoli paesi ma alle banche private che ne riempiono i consigli di amministrazione.
Dai Giulietto, non scrivere altre balle. La politica monetaria è determinata dalla Banca Centrale Europea e in particolare dal consiglio dei governatori delle banche centrali nazionali, che a loro volta sono nominati dai rispettivi Governi. Non ci sono privati a governare la politica monetaria europea!
In sostanza queste banconote, con la loro bella lettera criptata, sono il contributo che ciascun paese ha dato alla moneta comune europea. Ora si dà il caso che la Grecia è andata in bancarotta. Non has more money, is in his underwear and must repay the loan of the International Monetary Fund and the X, or Germany, at interest rates soaring.
So, on the sly, what does the European Central Bank?
withdraw from circulation all euro's of Greek origin. The imperative is to avoid surprises. Want to see what the greek people, seized with a sudden spasm, he decides to declare bankruptcy, unilaterally, sends to that country's government, led by that agent of the "Washington-consensus" called Papandreou, and is like Argentina , that is no longer paying any debt?
Giulietto Sorry, but how do you think the ECB withdraws banknotes Greece? Suppose Mr. John Smith has a € 50 banknote with the Y in his pocket. What is the ECB? Kidnaps him, beat him and care about the bill? Obviously not. The most one can exchange notes with the notes without Y Y, but that would be different? If suddenly the bill with the Y was not worth anything, the ECB would still be "burned" 50 €.
However you can rest assured: Greek banknotes are still around are many, and there are quite a few 'cuts much bigger than 50 € a ticket you are talking about the beginning of your article.
For example, these are the € 500 notes drawn from the Y EuroBillTracker. Obviously the reason
Church shooting in this tide of rubbish is the same: spitting venom against the Americans and British. Fact: The real
lobotomized are the Americans and the English, both in red rather than the Greeks. Only they do not intend to pay the bill, while the Greeks are doing it to pay the bill with their sticks.
...
Sooner or later, will also reach Italy. Who commands this uproar?
Wall Street boss.
The dollar is going to peak. He needs a € subordinate and a Europe without sovereignty, you pay the U.S. debt, as the Chinese do not do it anymore.
course after a while 'you're just boring, the Church.
Resign: to collapse is was the USSR, and the wall he had built to defend against Western freedom.
But it's been over 20 years, may continue to resent the Americans and British?
It 's a life they say that the dollar is going to peak, however, while holding the dollar and euro zone countries are in crisis.
And Wall Street has nothing to do ... European monetary policies are decided in Europe.
We understand that as a former MEP is much more convenient to download the blame on the Americans ... but while sitting in that chair you were there, not a Yankee ...
thank Angelo F. for reporting.
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