Nicoletta Forcheri is an old acquaintance of one who frequents the world of conspiracy and it is not uncommon to meet up Luogocomune, irreducible fan of Massimo Mazzucco, and around the Web where it keeps the blog Cosenostreacasanostra signed as Ennedieffe (reminiscent of the well-known Effedieffe Maurizio Blondet). The arguments of Forcheri are always the usual: great global conspiracy, controlled demolition, all the fault of the CIA and Mossad, nothing new, in fact.
And the Forcheri Cosenostreacasanostra Blog has recently published a beautiful Pearl .
We see what it is.
Nicoletta has diligently published an article on a U.S. site, Borowitz Report, that the story Wikileaks after the U.S. government ordered its ambassadors would not ever say the truth:
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report) - The first main effect of the revelations leaked by Wikileaks, the State Department ordered all U.S. diplomats to "cease and desist from Actually, until further instructions ".
" We are working tirelessly to make sure that groped for not repeated in the future as these leaks, "said Secretary of State Hillary Clinton told reporters. "But until we plugged the leaks, it is mandatory that all our diplomats to wear the mask of falsehood." At
Forcheri, anti-American par excellence, did not seem real to get their hands on a news story so appetizing.
taken by the enthusiasm, tireless has translated the rest of the piece :
The Secretary of State Clinton noted that American diplomats are many great sponsors politicians with long careers in the financial world behind him, "this should not be particularly difficult for them."
But for those professional diplomats who come from foreign service, the State Department held a series of seminars on how to avoid tell the truth "given by executives of Goldman Sachs.
In addition, Clinton Secretary of State said that the State Department will install on all PCs of all the diplomats a new software called ScudoCandore ™, to automatically translate any language that is true in a less embarrassing and purified from the truth.
For example, he said, the software translates the words "Hypocritical scoundrels" to "trusted allies in Pakistan" and delete any reference to French President Nicolas Sarkozy as "Monsieur shorts."
For the rest, Interpol has issued a statement on the research of the founder of Wikileaks, Julian Assange: "When we find Julian Assange drink it. "
already familiar with the conspiracy, we know that they behave like a bull before a red flag: they do not understand anything.
The difference is that the bull loses control when he sees the red flag, while a conspiracy does this forever.
Both are blinded by the desire to unravel plots and the triumph of the social revolution (qualunque cosa intendano con questo termine) che perdono del tutto obiettività, spirito critico, capacità logica e senso dell'humour.
Possibile che la Forcheri non si sia resa conto di quanto fossero inverosimili certe affermazioni contenute nell'articolo di Borowitz?
Tanto per cominciare, non è esattamente logico che il Governo americano, dopo aver dato una simile disposizione ai propri diplomatici, la renda pubblica: "abbiamo ordinato ai nostri ambasciatori di mentire".
E' una cosa idiota, giusto? La Forcheri l'ha bevuta .
Possibile che si terranno seminari gestiti dalla Sachs per insegnare ai diplomatici a mentire? La Forcheri ha trangugiato .
possible that the diplomats will use software that will automatically replace the phrases with true false statements? He also drank this .
It is not perfect idiots think that Interpol has declared its intention to take Assange? The Forcheri sent her down without thinking twice.
He also wrote a brief introductory comment :
Consequences of Wikileaks
hubbub is just not occurred to him that perhaps the original article was a bit 'strange ... In fact, the
Borowitz Report is an online comic : These are simple characters invented sound plan to make people laugh.
Please, also Forcheri article does just laugh: the difference is that Borowitz is a comedian makes you laugh because the Forcheri laugh because it attempts to be serious ...
With a Pearl Forcheri like Nicole would have every right to compete for the Prix Perlon, unfortunately he did not have time for the 2010 edition but it certainly has earned a nomination for Perlon 2011. We thank John G.
for signaling and call upon our readers to pack dispatched some Alka Seltzer to Forcheri: with all the stuff you drink it surely needs.
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